Monday, May 18, 2009

Six Things to Eat

If you're in the mood for barfing, eat one or all of these things:

1. Screws.
2. A Crow's Beak.
3. Can of mace.
4. Can of mice.
5. Creamed corn mixed with bark.
6. Asbestos Sandwich.
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"The Shimmy" said...

Mm, this is good, but

7. A savage.
8. A copy of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer (paperback or hardback), or really any book.

May 19, 2009 at 5:06 PM

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