Sorry About the Mess: A Star Wars FanFic by Andrew

Lately I've gotten SOOOO into fan fiction. I've been trying to capture the voice of the genre. Hope you enjoy.



Chewbacca was chilling at Mos Eisley cantina waiting for Han to get out of the bathroom which might take a while because Han had like 15 Beam and Blue Milk's and a double dewback burger with extra cheese and Chewie was getting really bored so he stood up and these two droids came up to him and they were hot-looking girl droids and Wuher the bartender was like we don't serve your kind here and Chewie growled at him a little bit so he chilled out.

"Hey sexy wookie we're two HRDs and we want to have a 3-way with you for the whole afternoon." They said.

And Chew grunted his approval and the chick droids asked for like 200 credits each and Chewie got pissed and growled (really loud!) and scared the two droids and then he tore the arm off of one and the leg off another and Wuher started laughing and then so did Chewie but the droids didn't and then Han stumbled out of the bathroom and was like "Hey Chewie let's get more drunk" and so they did and I think the droids just left or something.

Some diseases I made up.

1. Blood Face- This one really is bad because blood comes out of your face a lot. It's often very awkward, like when you're giving blood and the nurse can't find the vein in your arm. You start to get kind of noticeably upset, and the nurse is flustered cause it's her first day on the job. Then, blood starts to ooze from your face and she looks up, so you're like, "Well, your job just got a lot easier." She looks surprised, then relieved.
2. Yawning- It's contageous like a disease, am I right? So is laughter, sometimes.
   
3. Tuxedo Skin- Self-explanatory.
   
4. Being Annoying
5. Malaysian Melting Shin Disease- This mysterious and horrifying malady is contracted in Malaysia.
6. Thrombosis- Actually, some people have this.
7. Burning Belly- I think I have this. Right now.

Ouch.

See ya.