Some diseases I made up.

1. Blood Face- This one really is bad because blood comes out of your face a lot. It's often very awkward, like when you're giving blood and the nurse can't find the vein in your arm. You start to get kind of noticeably upset, and the nurse is flustered cause it's her first day on the job. Then, blood starts to ooze from your face and she looks up, so you're like, "Well, your job just got a lot easier." She looks surprised, then relieved.
2. Yawning- It's contageous like a disease, am I right? So is laughter, sometimes.
   
3. Tuxedo Skin- Self-explanatory.
   
4. Being Annoying
5. Malaysian Melting Shin Disease- This mysterious and horrifying malady is contracted in Malaysia.
6. Thrombosis- Actually, some people have this.
7. Burning Belly- I think I have this. Right now.

Ouch.

See ya.