Monday, June 23, 2008
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Some websites.
We're thinking of hopping on the dotcom bandwagon and making thousands, just like everyone else. Here are a few of our ideas:
www.scabpics.com
First of all, the address is a pun. Yup.
But more importantly, this would be a website where scab enthusiasts and fetishists could post pictures of their gnarliest scabs. Categories would include "bloodiest", "most symmetrical", "largest", and "most like a celebrity face". Visitors could vote for their favorites, and post videos of themselves picking their scabs in unique ways. A goldmine.
www.petcomputers.com
The pet business is booming, and we want a big piece of the pie. This website would cater to an untapped market: desktops and laptops designed especially for dogs, birds, and lizards. Our products would feature specially designed keyboards and mice (haha!) that pets could learn to use easily. They could finally access the myspace accounts their owners have made for them, and think of all the cute pics of animals using their own computers! Hehe!
www.inter.net
While not technically a dotcom, this website would still be a money-maker. It has another pun address, for starters, and it would also cater to those of us who do not know how to "surf" the World Wide Web. "Newbies" could simply log on, surf over to the site, and be using the internet in no time.
www.yahoo.com
This website would be all about fun. It would have fun pictures, fun links, fun videos, and superfun other stuff, too. Pretty much anything that makes a visitor say "yahoo!"
Gotta go. My Dinty Moore beef stew is done. All of these website ideas are ours. Don't even think about taking them.
www.scabpics.com
First of all, the address is a pun. Yup.
But more importantly, this would be a website where scab enthusiasts and fetishists could post pictures of their gnarliest scabs. Categories would include "bloodiest", "most symmetrical", "largest", and "most like a celebrity face". Visitors could vote for their favorites, and post videos of themselves picking their scabs in unique ways. A goldmine.
www.petcomputers.com
The pet business is booming, and we want a big piece of the pie. This website would cater to an untapped market: desktops and laptops designed especially for dogs, birds, and lizards. Our products would feature specially designed keyboards and mice (haha!) that pets could learn to use easily. They could finally access the myspace accounts their owners have made for them, and think of all the cute pics of animals using their own computers! Hehe!
www.inter.net
While not technically a dotcom, this website would still be a money-maker. It has another pun address, for starters, and it would also cater to those of us who do not know how to "surf" the World Wide Web. "Newbies" could simply log on, surf over to the site, and be using the internet in no time.
www.yahoo.com
This website would be all about fun. It would have fun pictures, fun links, fun videos, and superfun other stuff, too. Pretty much anything that makes a visitor say "yahoo!"
Gotta go. My Dinty Moore beef stew is done. All of these website ideas are ours. Don't even think about taking them.
Monday, June 2, 2008
Margot at the Wedding: Alternate Titles
- Margot on her period.
- Margot forgets her Mydol™.
- In which the protagonist, while attending her estranged sister's wedding, forgets her Mydol™ while on or right before her period.
- Noah Baumbach is a taint.
See it though. It's great.
Don't forget what we told you a few posts ago.
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