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Friday, May 30, 2008

knock-knock joke.

I hate teaching knock-knock jokes to kids.
Here is one.

"Knock-knock."
"Who's there?"
"You know which celebrity didn't age well?"
"Who?"
"Jane Fonda."
"Yeah, tell me about it."
"I know, right?"
"..."
"..."
"Get off my porch."

Bye.
Posted by "The Shimmy" at 1:31 AM

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