knock-knock joke.

I hate teaching knock-knock jokes to kids.
Here is one.

"Knock-knock."
"Who's there?"
"You know which celebrity didn't age well?"
"Who?"
"Jane Fonda."
"Yeah, tell me about it."
"I know, right?"
"..."
"..."
"Get off my porch."

Bye.

Pastimes

My favorite thing to do is type sentences without any "e"s.

Here are some:

• Dangit.
• That sucks.
• This sucks.
• This book sucks.
• Do you want this book?
• I don't want it.
• It is boring.
• You is boring.
• Blood is on your shirt.

Oddly enough, the blood is actually on my shirt.

I have to go.

kids say the darndest things.

Here's a scenario in which a kid might have an opportunity to say a, like, really darnded thing.

ME: Hey, kid. Who's your favorite character in Of Mice and Men?

KID: Ghostface Killah.

See what I mean?

Anyway, it's time to wrap this up.