After months of discouragement-driven silence, the Shimmy is back with another set of great captions that The New Yorker will probably ignore.
Sup?
Why were you hiding behind my office tree?
Your face has a weird shape.
This isn't my penis or anything; it's an animal.
You have a weird face.
I have a piano lesson tonight.
What's going on with the window behind me? Is that like a really thick window frame, or what? Who drew on it? Who messed up the blinds? I bet it was the same person that killed my alligator.
You are fired.
Why were you hiding behind my office tree?
Your face has a weird shape.
This isn't my penis or anything; it's an animal.
You have a weird face.
I have a piano lesson tonight.
What's going on with the window behind me? Is that like a really thick window frame, or what? Who drew on it? Who messed up the blinds? I bet it was the same person that killed my alligator.
You are fired.
