You decided that, instead of following us on Twitter, which is just about the easiest thing a person can do, you would instead scorn and forsake us. Now, you'll get what's coming to you.
A bag of Doritos™! We are proud of you for standing up for what you believe in and refusing to cave in to peer pressure. For that reason, we at The Shimmy staff have pooled our resources and purchased dozens of bags of Doritos™ brand tortilla chips. Simply send us a message (dotheshimmy at gmail daught com) and let us know what flavor you prefer* and give us your address. We'll take care of the rest.
Thank you for keeping us humble, and please know that, should you change your mind and follow @do_the_shimmy in the future, we will welcome you back with open arms.**
*We're sorry, but we cannot offer Doritos™ Collisions™ as part of this promotion.
**You will, however, have to return your bag of Doritos™.
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