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More website ideas.

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Some websites.

We're thinking of hopping on the dotcom bandwagon and making thousands, just like everyone else. Here are a few of our ideas:

www.scabpics.com

First of all, the address is a pun. Yup.
But more importantly, this would be a website where scab enthusiasts and fetishists could post pictures of their gnarliest scabs. Categories would include "bloodiest", "most symmetrical", "largest", and "most like a celebrity face". Visitors could vote for their favorites, and post videos of themselves picking their scabs in unique ways. A goldmine.


www.petcomputers.com

The pet business is booming, and we want a big piece of the pie. This website would cater to an untapped market: desktops and laptops designed especially for dogs, birds, and lizards. Our products would feature specially designed keyboards and mice (haha!) that pets could learn to use easily. They could finally access the myspace accounts their owners have made for them, and think of all the cute pics of animals using their own computers! Hehe!


www.inter.net

While not technically a dotcom, this website would still be a money-maker. It has another pun address, for starters, and it would also cater to those of us who do not know how to "surf" the World Wide Web. "Newbies" could simply log on, surf over to the site, and be using the internet in no time.



www.yahoo.com

This website would be all about fun. It would have fun pictures, fun links, fun videos, and superfun other stuff, too. Pretty much anything that makes a visitor say "yahoo!"




Gotta go. My Dinty Moore beef stew is done. All of these website ideas are ours. Don't even think about taking them.

Margot at the Wedding: Alternate Titles

• Margot on her period.
• Margot forgets her Mydol™.
• In which the protagonist, while attending her estranged sister's wedding, forgets her Mydol™ while on or right before her period.
• Noah Baumbach is a taint.

See it though. It's great.


Don't forget what we told you a few posts ago.

knock-knock joke.

I hate teaching knock-knock jokes to kids.
Here is one.

"Knock-knock."
"Who's there?"
"You know which celebrity didn't age well?"
"Who?"
"Jane Fonda."
"Yeah, tell me about it."
"I know, right?"
"..."
"..."
"Get off my porch."

Bye.

Pastimes

My favorite thing to do is type sentences without any "e"s.

Here are some:

• Dangit.
• That sucks.
• This sucks.
• This book sucks.
• Do you want this book?
• I don't want it.
• It is boring.
• You is boring.
• Blood is on your shirt.

Oddly enough, the blood is actually on my shirt.

I have to go.

kids say the darndest things.

Here's a scenario in which a kid might have an opportunity to say a, like, really darnded thing.

ME: Hey, kid. Who's your favorite character in Of Mice and Men?

KID: Ghostface Killah.

See what I mean?

Anyway, it's time to wrap this up.